Nov 11, 2010

4 Your Information Mr. Biker....

 Jeggings: Charlotte Russe, Blazer: Thrifted, Flannel: Target, Necklace: F21, Boots: Thrifted


I’ve never seen a ransom note before but I’ve always supposed it would go something like this.
“This is a very scary man, meet me with 7 million dollars on Fresco Bridge on Friday and you’ll get your treasured monkey back”
The word monkey of course being used literally because in all of my day dreams I have a monkey named Dilbert, he’s remarkably courteous unlike all of those other barbarian poop throwing monkeys. Anyways, it finally happened. I received a ransom note...or at least the closest thing to it! Except for to my dismay it was nothing like my fantasies. It read,
“Just wanted to let you know you locked my bike into the bike rack today… luckily your lock was almost undone. Try not to crowd the bars so much next time"
I find it very necessary to express how I feel to angry biker man in my own little ransom note.

"Dear angry biker, due to your unibomber handwriting I was sure that my cat would be dead when I got home, or my car would have slits in all of its tires, however this is just not so. Perhaps you are kind, strange mean biker man. I sure will try to not lock my bike to yours...but just in case of a reoccuring event please try not to use "biker" terms next time because I have absolutely no clue what "crowding the handle bars" means according to bike locking and placing etiquette. Thank you, and meet me on Fresco bridge in an hour with 7 million dollars and you indeed will get your monkey back."

22 comments :

  1. I like the girliness of the necklace mixed with the flannel and boots.

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  2. I love reading your posts! You're so witty! And I love the way you added a blazer and necklace to dress up the plaid shirt.

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  3. I love the plaid paired with the blazer and that necklace!! Such a great look!

    Small Time Style

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  4. Cute outfit with the plaid and boots. Way to dress up an outfit! =)

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  5. LMAO, well written girl, you tell him!!!

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  6. Very cute!

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  7. whoa you took his monkey,thats baller

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  8. i love this outfit. especially the plaid shirt and boots! super cute!

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  9. LOL I have no clue about bike talk either and my husband used to race them :P

    You look so cute in this outfit.

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  10. hahahah!

    Love the outfit!

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  11. i'm really loving all the chunky pearl like necklaces everyone has. i love the way you paired it with a flannel.

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  12. Cute. I like mix of casual plaid and dressy jewelry.

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  13. oh my you are too hilarious! love it!

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  14. i love the plaid shirt mixed with the feminine necklace! I am loving your blog and just became an official follower:)
    ~Ally
    http://modestlyfashioned.blogspot.com/

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  15. sisters4saymoreismoreNovember 11, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    love how you paired the necklace and the jacket with this look! awesome girl!

    ~selina

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  16. this post made my day ! (yes indeed, crappy day at work ...)

    Love the outfit : I am searching for a shirt like yours ...You fuel the craving !

    Caro xxx

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  17. That necklace looks great with your outfit!

    http://www.afashionfixation.blogspot.com

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  18. adorable outfit!
    And what a funny post! lol
    I don't understand the biker terms either.

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  19. Great outfit! I wish I could pull off the casual blazer (or the formal blazer for that matter), but alas, the look doesn't work for me.

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  20. Love it!!!!

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  21. Nilcha's Fashion ChroniclesNovember 11, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    owkay that necklace is rocks! u ve been mix matching it with different outfit n it always look perfect!
    love it!

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  22. i have this flannel too! i just love how you paired it with this necklace to add a feminine touch.

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