Ridiculous Friday....I Like the Sound of That

Outfit: Blouse: The Loft, Skirt: Thrifted, Shoes: Thrifted (Steve Madden), Tights: Kohl's

Do you ever hear something that is just shear ridiculousness and you laugh out loud on accident. I'm a little too sarcastic so I do this more often than I'd like to admit. But lately it seems like I've been hearing the weirdest things.

Exhibit A: Scrawny boy and Ms. I'm so hot, Scrawns: "Hey we should Jamba later?", 2hot4you: "Oh my gosh we haven't in forever, we so need to Jamba!"

I'm not sure if this is something like Zoomba and you guys are leg warmer wearing jazzercising buddies or if Jamba-ing is eating the candy Jamba or if you both jazzercise and eat Jamba at the same time but for goodness sakes go Jamba already so I don't have to hear that word ever again in my life.

Exhibit B: Runner girl and runner girls budy, Runner girl: "Yeah, he shot him with a ping pong ball and it tore right through his coat, his leg has been bruised for weeks."

Where is this ping pong ball projectile tool, and how can I get one?

Exhibit C: Take that crotch up about one inch

If I weren't in sewing class I'd be questioning BYU's integrity right now.

Exhibit D: Couple making out in the hallway. "I'm so sad, I won't see you until lunch. Slurp slurp"

I just barfed in my mouth a little. Stop making out in front of my new testament class, I've gotta get my spiritual groove going.