Overheard Friday

Outfit: Blouse: Thrifted, Skirt: Thrifted, Shoes: Forever Young, Necklace: F21

What was overheard this week you ask. Take a looksy.

Exhibit A: Random man and woman that I might know personally: Mr Random, “Boy’s farts are different from girls farts.” Mrs. Random, “ Why is that?” Mr. Random, “ Ones male and ones female. I bet that if a boy and a girl farted at the same time, a baby would be born”

No joke, exact quote of what I heard. I. Know.

Exhibit B: Colleen's husband heard this at work: Lady to Guy: "Did you watch Big Bang Theory last night?"

Guy: "No. I did one hour of house work and then went to bed where my wife subjected me to sex ... and the city."

So glad you finished that sentence bud.

 Exhibit C: Overzealous man. "If I could make a holiday card it would say, “ Son you can do it, you can go all the way, so go all the way okay”

Most un-clever weirdest card ever. Also, why was he making a card out to his hypothetical son?

 To give your day a little umph...

You know the drill. E-mail me those crazy things you hear!