Revival Files: The Troubles of Sir Matt

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 I was not down with the bell sleeves and the nun neckline on this dress when I bought it. But with a few snips here and  there and an added extra inch on the hem it became quite the little gem. But that's not what I really want to talk about you know. What I really want to talk about is what's been on Sir Matt's mind lately. 

Sir Matt: "Sweetie there's been a lot on my mind lately."

Me: "You wanna talk about it."

Sir Matt: "Yeah"

Me: "Okay what's up"

Sir Matt: "The prices of snow cones have been going up lately"

Me: (wondering where the many ways this conversation could go) "Uh-huh."

Sir Matt: "Well and I think they're just not doing enough."

Me: "Okay..."

Sir Matt: "Like if I had my own snow cone store I'd have a sign that says, " If there isn't sugar dripping off of your snow cone when we're done with us, then you come and tell us and we'll give you a lot more sugar."

Me: "Wow that sounds like a really long sign."

Sir Matt: "Yeah. So well..."

Me: "yeah."

Sir Matt: "All of this thinking about snowcones made me think....We should open up our own snow cone shop!"

Me: "Ohhh..."

Sir Matt: "And we'll give them all the sugar they want! And be more expensive than all the others!"

Me: "But you were just complaining about the snow cone prices."

Sir Matt: "Business is business Sarah."

My life is good....rrrrreeal gooood (name that movie).

So what do you think we should name our never-to-be snow cone shack?!