Do you Dosie the Twosies?

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You know what poops constantly, sleeps half of the day and smells like a rodeo...well of course besides that homeless man I saw in Hawaii trying to take a poop on the side walk, yes you guessed it. It's my dog, that sneaky little Indian of mine. 

Today we were over at a friends house. She was just playing around, being all cute, playing with the baby, licking the baby, cuddling the baby. When I look over and there she was, just ya know the usual... taking a dump on my friends floor. 

Me and Sir Matt were so embarrassed, with our heads hung low we scooped up that sac a poo (literally) muttered as many apologies as we could and then high tailed it out of there before our dog surprised us with another undiscovered talent of hers, like oh...eating their first born child or something.

Ugh what do you do in that time when you're training a puppy but they just don't get it yet. I mean I know she's sooo young, and that training takes time, but can we get over this whole poop on strangers floor thing, we're running out of friends here!

 So last night after the numba two fiasco I was all grouchy, ya know, I felt all miffed that our night had ended so early because of our poopy pup. But then I heard Matt talking to Indie as Indie stared straight into Matt's eyes all wide eyed and innocent.

As he cuddled her he said, "Listen Indie, you really embarrassed us tonight. We won't have many friends left if you keep taking dumps in their houses. I mean we still love you, but just don't poop ever again, deal?"

and then he gave her a little kiss on the head and said, "Don't worry, you're still our favorite pup!"

uggh those two. Thicker than thieves. I couldn't help but smile at those two odd balls after that and laugh off the fact that my puppy just loves to dosies the twosies wherever she pleases right now. But you know what, this Indie, she has her quirks, but I think she's right where she's meant to be, because aren't the three of us just a couple of poops anyways! Yes, she fits in perfectly, ya know except the fact that me and Matt are potty trained and what not. Okay that was weird. Forget I said that.