
1. How many episodes have started with a topless Sean? Oh that’s
right. every.single.one. They brought the shirtlessness to a new level though,
this time we got the treat of seeing Sean in his briefs from an awkward floor
camera angle.At least we’ll never have to wonder boxers or briefs right?
2. Tierra is one of those girls that looks a hot mess without
makeup. Hot mess.
I think the Bachelor house was painted in the 90’s, the forest
green and lemon yellow just isn’t doing anyone any favors.
3. “All that people see when they see me is a beautiful face” “Can
you handle all 110 lbs of me baby.” Oh you just had to slip your weight in that
comment didn’t you Selma. We know you’re a tiny and hot you don’t have to be
one of the girl that TALKS about how she’s hot and tiny, then you really are
just a pretty face.
4. Selma lays on Sean like a needy cat. She just rubs her head
all over his chest as then looks up at him like she’s ready for a good rub
down.
5. “Of course he took the Iraqi to the dessert.” Okay, that was funny. Maybe I like this Selma.
6. We got to watch Sean stare at Selma’s butt for the entire
climb up the mountain. Of course we’re all, “Oh how chivalrous for letting
Selma go first!” Yeah right, he just wanted to stare at her butt for an hour
without anyone judging.
7. Selma is too traditional to kiss Sean on the first date, but
she’s definitely not shy to air their relationship on national tv. What a
concept!
8. I’m sorry but it was just so cruel to make Sarah play roller
derby, how did we think this was going to turn out?? Of course she doesn’t have
great balance, she has one arm and she’s simultaneously being pushed by other
girls on roller skates. Cruel ABC.
9. I might have shed a tear when AshLee was being Sarah’s
cheerleader. I know her name is ridiculous, but I really like her.
10. BAAAHHAAAAA Amanda
was so cocky about the fact that she was the best at roller derby, and then of
course she’s the one that takes the spill. Oh how that haughty have so far to
fall. I replayed that part where one second she’s bragging about threatening
the girls with her mad skills and then the next she’s face down on the floor.
Yeah I replayed it about six times.
11. The girls just couldn’t handle the roller derby….and so they
reverted to the seventh grade and had a free skate!! We’re all winners on The
Bachelor!!
12. “I just don’t like drama!!” -says every girl that loves
drama. Watch out Sean, Tierra is cray cray! She totally manipulated him to get
a rose.
13. Leslie’s signature saying is, “Holy moly batman.” Oh crap,
any girl that still has coin sayings in their 30’s is one sandwich short of a
picnic if you know what I’m sayin’
14. What celebrity does Leslie remind me of….I just can’t put my
finger on it??
Here is all of your free stuff pretty woman, now can you pay
for dinner by giving us a show!
15. Oh poor poor Leslie, being dumped is one thing but having to
simultaneously give back 120 carat diamond necklace… that’s just too much for
any woman to handle.
16. “Do you want this chocolate….or this chocolate” And the
absolute worst line of the night goes to Robyn.
17. And broken jaw gets the boot! Thank goodness, now I don’t
have to watch all of her poor wardrobe and lipstick choices!
did anyone else find it amusing that everyone wanted to be julia roberts in pretty woman. they know she was a hooker, right?
ReplyDeleteI was actually waiting for your post haha. I can't get over Tiera. I just can't. So far, I like Selma and AshLee. And Lindsey is starting to grow on me, I loved the way how she walked back in her bikini after Tiera stole Sean with her dramaqueen behaviour haha.
ReplyDeleteOkay, please tell me you saw the preview for next week's episode and Tierra's seizure meltdown, bahahahaha. The mister and I rewound that about a billion times! Until next time.
ReplyDeletexo TJ
Tierra HAS TO GO! THAT girl is crazy! Also, Robyn *facepalm*
ReplyDeleteI think the only justice is that Tierra looks Tierrable without makeup on. It's like her real side is revealed without makeup... and it's ugly.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I will hang my head in shame as I plug my Bachelor recap.
Sarah, sometimes I think that we share a brain, because everything that you typed here is EXACTLY what I was yelling at the TV screen (and confusing the poor guy that I was watching with).
ReplyDeleteDid you see the blooper!? So. Good. Guy clearly couldn't drive stick...
xoxo,
Laura http://lauraisthriftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/