blouse: c/o ROMWE (buy it here) belt: thrifted pants: Anthro bag: thrifted shoes: thrifted
There is quite the large discrepancy lately between reality and what I think is reality. Like the other day, I'm not going to lie peeps, I was all dressed up, had my cat eye going down and I felt like the crem da la crem homies. I noticed these girls looking at me as I was walking to my car and I was like dang I AM fine tonight. So my step got a little bouncier, I got a little more confident. And then it happened AGAIN, and only this time it was a couple of guys, and they looked a little too long...awkwardly long. And I was like shoot playa I've still got it! So I went home, and I was ready for my Matt to swoon you know, because I had to be looking fine. So I strutted in the door, giving my groove thing a little bit of an extra pop as I walked, I gave Matt a wink and he looked at me and said, "hey babe, you've got chocolate on your boob or something." Aaannd que my utter horror and despair. My lesson has been learned,
Dear Sarah of the future, if people are staring at your for a long time it is NOT because you look extra hot today. It is not because your ridiculously good looking (as my man zoolander would put it). It is probably because you have your mid day indulgence snack smeared across your lady friends....oh and they probably didn't think it was chocolate...yes that's right, they probably thought who's that freak with the poop on her boob. Now please future Sarah, go humble yourself and please the next time you have a mid day weak moment and those homemade mint brownies are calling your name and you just.can't.resist.any.longer. take a moment to remember that you are a lady and don't eat like a dang ape.
Hahaha Love the story, and I think we all have those fun/awkward moments! The best is now you can look back and think how funny you might have looked after getting a little more bounce in your step with chocolate on your girls!
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ps love the outfit!!
Oh dear. At least it was chocolate. With my baby cakes on one hip it is likely I really would have poop on my somewhere. Fortunately my little man gets all the attention and no one gives me two bats of an eyelash. Keep workin it, chocolate and all!
ReplyDeleteAt least it was chocolate. Just wait until you are like me with a little man on you hip and it really is poo on your shirt. Good times! Keep workin it, chocolate and all.
ReplyDeleteHaha too funny! Can I just say though that I've been loving your style lately? This outfit is so many types of good :)
ReplyDeleteOh LOL I think it is very possible that you did look super fly . . . and maybe because you had chocolate on your shirt. But more than likely the super fly was what initially got their attention so I think it is superseded by the possible poo boob.
ReplyDeleteHaha you have the best stories! And you tell them so well! Thanks for sharing!
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ReplyDeleteOhh no! I cant tell you how many times this happens to me... its like my ladies are always hungry :(
ReplyDeleteHilarious! With the way you write, I so wish I could hear how you talk.
ReplyDelete...if only you would do a vlog... :)
I'm just sayin... :)
you rocked this outfit ... love the jeans and that shirt!!
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Haha. :) Great story! I could totally see that happening to me.
ReplyDeleteI like the dainty floral print of your shirt, and the red belt is perfect. :)
that happens to me only its my skirt riding up in the back as i walk past the high school in Queens, NY. cat-calling to a whole 'nother level.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha That was a fantastic story. I'm sure you looked ridiculously awesome other than your chocolate smear!
ReplyDeletelol oh no! In other awesome news tho I love this outfit, those jeans are amazing!!
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Funny story I saw you and your husband last week! well ok i was driving (on a date) with Geoff Nelson (who apparently knows your husband) and then I was like "wait I know that girl!" small world. use your influence to get Geoff to ask me out again ha ha
ReplyDeleteI swear this happens to me everyday! I think I'm looking great and then I look down and I have some mystery stain, especially when I'm wearing light colors. :(
ReplyDeleteI love the color of your top! Also tucking it into high-waist pants. I've gotten brave enough to tuck tops into skirts but never into pants yet. I guess I'm afraid I'll look like a kid from the 90s whose mom dressed her again.
I literally just laughed out loud and read this to my boyfriend (also named Matt) :) Thanks for the hearty laughs and excellent writing!!
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hahahah :) "shoot playa i still got it" :)
ReplyDeletethat printed top makes this look.
ReplyDeletei love the vintage twist so amazing
xo kaitlin
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DOH. I have this top, too, except my you-know-whats don't allow it to close, so it doesn't look even half as cute on me as it does on you! (TMI, perhaps. You're welcome.)
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Becka! Oh my freakin freakin! We love Geoff, he's our good friend! No but really, he is THE coolest. Geoff was one of Matt's mission companions and a groomsmen at our wedding! Seriously that kid.coolest.ever! Such a small world! I shall exert my influence and get you that second date!
ReplyDeleteomg! i am in love with this outfit. you look stunning.
ReplyDeleteDARLING outfit!! love all the color
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Oh man, that is hilarious! But I bet you looked great even with that chocolate on your shirt!
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Lol I love your blog. You're so funny. That's totally something that would happen to me.
ReplyDeletep.s. I may NEED that shirt now. gorgeous.
-Jessi
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You Look absolutely Gorgeous :)
ReplyDeleteThis outfit is so dang cute! I love your top!! (:
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LOL Sarah, this story is hilarious!! :P I really love that blouse, the colour is beautiful!
ReplyDeleteHi there. I just found your blog through Laura. I love it! your pictures are great btw. This top looks amazing on you, vintage chic, and the color is fab. Want to follow eachother?? I am following you :) come stop by my blog sometime.
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