Oct 17, 2012

Hear Ye Hear Ye All Ye Hopeless and Unwed


Flannel: f21   BF Jeans: Thrifted   Sweater: c/o OASAP (buy it here)    necklace: Thrifted   shoes: Target   bag: Thrifted


Guys Jef one f baby face and Emily Maynard broke up. And I for one am shocked. Nay baffled. Nay astounded. NOT! Peeps, remember oh four months ago when I said something like, “Hear ye, hear ye, they suck together!” I mean if everyone had me as their relationship guru than at least one person (why ‘lil Ricky of course) would be better off. Well this whole matchmaker thing got me thinking, I mean I AM looking for a job. So I’ll just be Sarah: Matchmaker To The Stars until I can find one. People will start throwing money at me, begging me to change their life and make their fifth (and final!!) marriage REALLY work this time. I have gone to the liberty of a trial match making, at no cost to the celebs (ahem, unless of course you read this and actually marry this person in which case you owe me your first born child) I give you…

Sarah’s RiDUNKulously Perfect Celeb Couples

Zoey Deschannel and Joseph Gordon Levitt (you already make babies with your eye balls like e’ry day, so just get to it already)

Lana Del Ray and David Archulletta (Just picture the lips on that fetus guys. Just picture the lips)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West….oh that’s already happened? I fully expect your firstborn to be named La Sarah.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Bill Nye the Science Guy

Dora The Explorer and Arthur ( I know he’s a little old for her…but it could totally work)

23 comments :

  1. Carlee, Almost EndearingOctober 17, 2012 at 9:17 AM

    Love this outfit! Also your post is super cute! Love that bag!
    Carlee
    Almost Endearing

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  2. Elisabeth @ La Vita e BellaOctober 17, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    zoey and joseph. it doesn't get more perfect. 500000000 days of blissful marriage. none of this 500 days junk.

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  3. SJP and Bill Nye the Science Guy made me laugh SO HARD.

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  4. Hahaha The last couple mash up is my favorite :p I really like that yellow sweater with the red lip!

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  5. This is the first I have heard of this:( So sad. I mean it was improbable but still it's nice to have someone in Hollywood who knows how to make it work. I've got money on Gulianna and Bill. LOVE THEM!
    Sophie
    sisters4saymoreismore.blogspot.com

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  6. Zooey and JGL would be my favorite couple everrr!!!

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  7. hahahahahahah! TOO funny! You can be my matchmaker. No one else is doing me any favors there.

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  8. Love the layering! I think Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are the cutest couple in the world. :)

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  9. I am a little sad about Jef and Emily breaking up but only because of my pure enjoyment in watching trainwreck couples. Your couple match ups are perfect, must say!

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  10. Love the plaid with the sweater and boyfriend jeans! I thrifted a really similar plaid shirt, but its REALLY long and frumpy so it needs some work first! Love your celebrity couples too :)
    xo Hannah

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  11. Gorgeous outfit! I love the layered shirts with the boyfriend jeans!
    Meredith
    createthatoutfit.com

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  12. Haha, too funny! I've always thought that Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon Levitt would be perfect together. Totally met him and he is one hot babe! Just saying.
    And can I just tell you how I'm actually still upset about Emily and Jef with one F. I thought they could actually be the second couple to really make it! ha
    xo TJ

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  13. I CANNOT belief they broke up! The horror! And here, I thought they were perfect together. Ha. My reaction was about the same as yours. I am definitely going to miss your Mormon translations about Jef (when I see his name I always think of Jeff Dunham's gag - Jef-ffah!)

    Also, I think you are so right about SJP and Bill Nye. :)

    Your necklace is pretty amazing, by the way!

    xoxo,
    Laura
    http://lauraisthriftingthroughlife.blogspot.com/

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  14. I must confess - who are Jef & Emily ??

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  15. haha you are funny! I will also have to applaud you on matching the blog's color theme, well done.

    LindsayJEveryday.blogspot.com

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  16. i'm so in love with layering for fall - totally dig the sweater with plaid underneath!

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  17. Tis a travesty...I wanted Emily and Jef with one f to be the exception...no can do.

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  18. you look so pretty..so in love with your lip color..love it

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  19. can you match make for us non-celebs too??!! i need all the help i can getttttt sarah!!! :)

    also heading to f21 asap to get me some flannel for my flannel stockpile.

    xo dilyn
    dilynd.blogspot.com

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  20. hahahaha I AM DYING. please just tweet these whenever they pop into your head. please.

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  21. really loving the layering! such a lovely color palette for fall!

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  22. this is probably one of my new favorite styles and i can't wait for the husband to allow me to shop so i can buy knit sweaters with shirts to stick out of the top and bottom. LOVE.

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  23. I love pairing shirts with sweaters so it might be why I find this outfit so pretty! you look amazing, love it! :)

    Drawing Dreaming

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